117+ Best Quotes For Your Liquor Company [2024]

Updated: January 19th, 2023

Looking for inspirational quotes for your liquor company?

Whether you’re looking for motivation, a witty instagram caption, or something to win over your team and customers, we have you covered.

We put together a list of 117+ best quotes for your liquor company [2024].

Here they are:

117+ Best Quotes For Your Liquor Company [2024]

Inspirational Quotes

“Being profitable and growing profitably will be more important than ever.” – Justin Fenchel, founder of BeatBox Beverages

“Don’t just assume your idea is great. Even if your family and friends say so. Get a prototype out into the market. Get people outside of your network to tell you it’s a good idea.” – Justin Fenchel, founder of BeatBox Beverages

“What has helped make us successful was having such a unique and differentiated product. We got people’s attention from day one. We also had several people high up in the alcohol industry tell us we were crazy, but that just motivated us in that we were onto something the big players just didn’t understand.” – Justin Fenchel, founder of BeatBox Beverages

“It is very important to follow your passion, because only that will carry you through the pain and uncertainty that, I promise you, lie ahead.” – Umberto Luchini, founder of Wolf Spirit Distillery

“The most important habits I must maintain are focus, resilience, and flexibility. I must enforce a delicate balance of not changing strategy too often, but being nimble enough to change it when I realize that something is not working out as hoped.” – Umberto Luchini, founder of Wolf Spirit Distillery

"Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages." - Louis Pasteur

"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria." - Benjamin Franklin

“Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.” – Jonathan Swift

"The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober." - William Butler Yeats

“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” – Henny Youngman

"Almost anything can be preserved in alcohol, except health, happiness, and money." - Mary Wilson Little

“A man is a fool is he drinks before he reaches the age of 50, and a fool if he doesn’t afterward.” – Frank Lloyd Wright

“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?” – Stephen Wright

“Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it’s compounding a felony.” – Robert Benchley

“Almost anything can be preserved in alcohol, except health, happiness, and money.” – Mary Wilson Little

“This is a good place," he said."There's a lot of liquor," I agreed.” ― Ernest Hemingway

"Get the best of liquor, but don't let liquor get the best of you." - Evan Esar

“A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.” – Louis Pasteur

“Alcohol provides the only true escape, that’s why it still remains in such high demand.” – Robert Black

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Benjamin Franklin

“It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald

“Liquor is the kiss of the angels as well as the curse of the devil. It can conceal but also can reveal” ― Thrity Umrigar

"Alcohol makes other people less tedious, and food less bland, and can help provide what the Greeks called entheos, or the slight buzz of inspiration when reading or writing." - Christopher Hitchens

"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems." - Matt Groening

“I try to convince myself that it’s the alcohol talking. But alcohol can’t talk. It just sits there. It can’t even get itself out of the bottle.” – David Levithan

"Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness." - Seneca

“Either give me more wine or leave me alone.” – Rumi

“Here, drink your liqueur," Henry said, tossing back her drink. "I carry it with me everywhere because it's the only kind of drink that Leo doesn't like, so there's a chance I'll still have some tomorrow.” ― Eloisa James

"If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic." - Anonymous

Professional Quotes

"First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you."Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald

"Liquor is an insiduos habit; you start out by drinking now and then, and very soon you are drinking more now than you did then." - Evan Esar

“What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?” – W. Clement Stone

“When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.” – Jimmy Breslin

“Drinking wine is like using magic: there’s always a price to pay.” – Neel Burton

"Drink 'til the ground looks blue." - Thomas Heywood

"Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life." - George Bernard Shaw

“I mostly drink clear booze because the rest of it looks it's already been through a gentleman.” ― Christopher Buehlman

“Drinking makes you happy with your body the way it is.” – Philip Rosenthal

"A little liquor makes you lose your inhibitions, a lot makes you give inhibitions." - Evan Esar

“There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren’t as good as others.” – Raymond Chandler

“After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world.” – Oscar Wilde

“Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we’re looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn’t test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.” – P. J. O’Rourke

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? You know there’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey

“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.” – Hunter S. Thompson

“Stop worrying, Antonia. I know you despise being the center of attention, but as we all know, people attend balls for the sole purpose of quaffing down as much of the host's liquor as possible. It's a completely parasitic relationship, so trust me when I tell you that the crapulous crowd will take scant notice of you.” ― Jane Carter Barrett

"Liquor should not be given to the man who is given to liquor." - Evan Esar

“There are two kinds of people I don’t trust: people who don’t drink and people who collect stickers.” – Chelsea Handler

"A fifth of alcohol brings out the fifth amendment." - Joseph Julius Bonkowski

“I feel bad for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” – Frank Sinatra

“I drink to make other people more interesting.” – Ernest Hemingway

“One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.” – Lady Astor

"Nothing uses up alcohol faster than political argument." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness." - Oscar Wilde

"There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it." - W. C. Fields

“Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.” – G.K. Chesterton

“Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There is no drinking after death.” – Ben Jonson

“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” – Humphrey Bogart

“New wine may please the eye, but the tongue always prefers the old.” – Sunny, Shambala Sect

Life Quotes

"A bumper of good liquor will end a contest quicker than justice, judge, or vicar." - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

“It made me giddy. It made me blush, worse than before. It was like liquor. It made me drunk. I drew away. When her breath came now upon my mouth, it came very cold. My mouth was wet, from hers. I said, in a whisper,'Do you feel it?” ― Sarah Waters

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy." - Frank Sinatra

“Against inebriation – and for drunkenness! Burn down the liquor stores, and replace them with playgrounds!” ― Crimethinc

"Some people can handle their liquor, while others go off the handle." - Evan Esar

“I like to have a martini. Two at the very most. After three I’m under the table. After four I’m under my host.” – Dorothy Parker

"Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples." - Warren Ellis

“One martini is alright, two is too many, three is not enough.” – James Thurber

“I envy people who drink – at least they know what to blame everything on.” – Oscar Levant

“But immobilizing darts don't bring on sleep gently, like a good cup of tea; they knock out like a bottle of hard liquor straight up.” ― Yann Martel

“If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.” – Jack Handy

“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.” – Benjamin Franklin

“Like alcohol and poverty, a heartbreak has the power to make a man do something he wouldn’t normally do and to make a woman do someone she wouldn’t normally do.” ― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

"Candy is dandy. But liquor is quicker." - Ogden Nash

“If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.” – Dean Martin

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." - Ogden Nash

“For the liquor of Miss Amelia has a special quality of its own. It is clean and sharp on the tongue, but once down a man it glows inside him for a long time afterward. And that is not all. It is known that if a message is written with lemon juice on a clean sheet of paper there will be no sign of it. But if the paper is held for a moment to the fire then the letters turn brown and the meaning becomes clear. Imagine that the whisky is the fire and that the message is that which is known only in the soul of a man – then the worth of Miss Amelia's liquor can be understood. Things that have gone unnoticed, thoughts that have been harbored far back in the dark mind, are suddenly recognized and comprehended. A spinner who has thought only of the loom, the dinner pail, the bed, and then the loom again – this spinner might drink some on a Sunday and come across a marsh lily. And in his palm he might hold this flower, examining the golden dainty cup, and in him suddenly might come a sweetness keen as pain. A weaver might look up suddenly and see for the first time the cold, weird radiance of midnight January sky, and a deep fright at his own smallness stop his heart. Such things as these, then, happen when a man has drunk Miss Amelia's liquor. He may suffer, or he may be spent with joy – but the experience has shown the truth; he has warmed his soul and seen the message hidden there.” ― Carson McCullers

“Cheap liquor is a magic potion that can turn you into a puppet cowboy before it kills you.” ― Patton Oswalt

“War and drink are the two things man is never too poor to buy.” – William Faulkner

“Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.” – Tom Waits

"Blame it on the booze. Got you feeling loose. Blame it on patron. Got you in the zone. Blame it on the alcohol." - Jamie Foxx

“He that drinks fast, pays slow.” – Benjamin Franklin

“Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.” – Oscar Wilde

"Booze takes the edge off, but will drive you over the edge." - Joseph Julius Bonkowski

“Drink washes off the daub and discovers the man.” – Thomas Fuller

“A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.” – Steve Fergosi

"Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts." - Finley Peter Dunne

“What’s drinking? A mere pause from thinking!” – George Gordon

“Ah, thank you,' said Ford. He and Arthur took their jynnan tonnyx. Arthur sipped his, and was surprised to discover it tasted very like a whisky and soda.” ― Douglas Adams

Positive Quotes

"Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life." - F. Scott Fitzgerald

"Its liquor is like the sweetest dew from Heaven." - Lu Yu

“strangers seem uncomfortable when you question them about their childhood. But really, what else are you going to talk about in line at the liquor store? Childhood trauma seems like the natural choice, since it’s the reason why most of us are in line there to begin with.” ― Jenny Lawson

“You're a bad man who made her pound a shot of Jäger.” ― Yuhta Nishio

"Liquor is happiness in a bottle to some, and the devil in the bottle to others." - Joseph Julius Bonkowski

"Drink washes off the daub and discovers the man." - Thomas Fuller

“The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.” – William Butler Yeats

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." - Ernest Hemingway

“I like beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate a major event such as the fall of Communism or the fact that the refrigerator is still working.” – Dave Berry

"A check for liquor is not a check for liquor." - Evan Esar

“There was plenty of liquor flowing, but most of it seemed to be going down my mother's throat.” ― Richard Yates

"It is 'Liquor Dealer.' It means soul stealer." - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

“This drink is an Elixandria. It's named after our sun, that's why it's this nice orange color. The brown liquid on top is dark rum, and we pour it over to represent a setting sun. Little bit of rum? 'Dawn'. Little more rum? 'Dusk'. You looking to get drunk? 'Dark'.” ― Mandy Ashcraft

“Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.” – W.C. Fields

"Liquor works two ways; it will either put you on top of the world, or under the table." - Evan Esar

“One can drink too much, but one never drinks enough.” – Edward Burke

“First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.” – Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald

"It's a great advantage not to drink among hard-drinking people. You can hold your tongue and, moreover, you can time any little irregularity of your own so that everybody else is so blind that they don't see or care." - F. Scott Fitzgerald

“Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we’re not poets.” – Dudley Moore

“Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.” – Mark Twain

"A liquor store is where they collect taxes for the government and also sell liquor." - Evan Esar

“There was a tacit understanding between them that 'liquor helped'; growing more miserable with every glass one hoped for the moment of relief.” ― Graham Greene

“Liquor is not necessary either for health or for so-called gracious living . . .It is the cause of untold sorrow, suffering, and material loss, not to mention the spiritual implications of drinking.” ― Billy Graham

“Never chase anything but drinks and dreams.” – Unknown

“Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.” – Herman Smith- Johannsen

"One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough." - James Thurber

“The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the fourth for my enemies.” – William Temple

“A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.” – Albert Einstein

“Love is like liquor. In love, u feel high as u feel when you drink too much alcohol. It stays in your head for some time, making u tipsy n turvy and disconnected with everything. But just like it's effect fades away slowly and slowly, aching your every nerve so does the after effects of falling out of love. No drug can soothe it away.” ― Nikita Dudani

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